Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Posted: 8/27/2008
Written By: Dan


I want 9 dollars and 98 minutes of my life back.

You will have a hard time finding a bigger Star Wars fan than me, but I was disappointed in this movie beginning to end. How do I dislike thee? Let me count the ways:

1) Violence begets violence begets violence. What's the point?

2) The Jedi - so pure, so untainted, so ready to strike a deal with Jabba the Hutt, so ready to deceive their opponents-at-arms. I have some friends who hated the 'midi-chlorian' thing, but these Jedi are far worse than the ones who have biologically innate connection to the force.

3) Mindless violence.

4) Snips? Skyguy? Stinky? Really?

5) Music - oh for John Williams!

6) Overdone violence - thank you for the shot-off trooper head coming my way.

7) Pointless, antiquated cussing. A trooper adds 'damn' as an adjective. That's not Star Wars.

8) Too long and too quick - odd I know. But the dialogue came fast and furious, so overwhelming that it slowed the story to a crawl.

9) Continuity: Anakin got the scar after he killed Ventress. How does he have a scar now already?

10) Cross-dressing androgynous Hutts. Please, no more Ziro ever, ever again!

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